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40岁的老处男

清晰:DVD

主演:史蒂夫·卡莱尔凯瑟琳·基纳保罗·罗德

类型:爱情 剧情

导演:贾德·阿帕图

地区:美国

更新:2014-12-16 23:18:00

简介:故事:40岁的大龄“青年” 快40岁的安迪(斯蒂夫·卡瑞尔)住在一间会让无数小男孩们疯狂的“梦幻”公寓里,围绕他的是大量的玩…
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故事:40岁的大龄“青年”   快40岁的安迪(斯蒂夫·卡瑞尔)住在一间会让无数小男孩们疯狂的“梦幻”公寓里,围绕他的是大量的玩具、齐全的漫画书、整套整套完整的动作英雄模型、各式各样的电子游戏,有些收藏几乎是别人梦寐以求的,而安迪本人人好、心好、态度好,还有一帮关系好到让人羡慕的死党。不过,安迪有个不太为人知的小秘密——他有一件事从未尝试过,而在他这个年龄的绝大多数人绝对已经经验老到,对了,你猜对了,那就是安迪还是个正儿八经的百分百处男。  安迪本人倒觉得这没什么大不了,可和尚不急急死太监,他那一群狐朋狗友在偶然发现这个对他们而言惊世骇俗的秘密之后,没经过几分钟思考,便迅速达成决定,一定要帮安迪尽快找到女朋友。仔细思量一下,已经40岁的安迪条件算是不错,还不说本人条件优秀,就说他在一家大型电子商店搞文员兼销售的工作,应该也一点不难推销出去!虽然自己心不甘情不愿,不过已经被赶鸭子上架的安迪也只好听从朋友们的安排。可每一次,他们的安排都只会让安迪对此更不屑一顾——这些小诡计包括快速约会、骗喝醉的女孩子、和召来一些古怪的妓女,也难怪安迪一次比一次吓得够呛。不过,很快,安迪自己找到了对象——40岁的单亲妈妈翠西(凯瑟琳·基纳)。就在朋友们准备祝贺安迪脱离处男生涯的时候,晴天霹雳,安迪竟然已经和曾经感情很受伤的翠西达成了无性恋爱的协议!
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